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I am 102% insane
3 min read
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
So far: 5
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
So far: 10
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
So far: 15
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
So far: 20
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
So far: 25
[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (i see them in floors n everything!)
So far: 30
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
total score: 34
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score =
And write as your journal title "I am ___% Insane."
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
So far: 5
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
So far: 10
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
So far: 15
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
So far: 20
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
So far: 25
[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (i see them in floors n everything!)
So far: 30
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
total score: 34
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score =
And write as your journal title "I am ___% Insane."
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Girls Conffesions. Sp?
4 min read
1. Do you sleep in your bra?
Always
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Always
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else
4. Do you enjoy drama?
no
5. Are you a girly-girl?
NO
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
my friend
7. Small or large purse?
no purse. pockets.
8. Are you short?
Yes
9. Do you like somebody?
Yes and I also love someone
10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
nope
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes
12. Do you think you're conceited?
Yes. I'm really self concious.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
HELL YEA (im never growing up~)
14. Are you double jointed?
No
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Bus
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
No
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yes
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Over 9 thousand! (From the song Doing Your Mom)
[] I do wear make up.
[x ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[x] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[X] Guys are confusing. Sex, sports, and video games. That's about it.
[] I've been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that you're wearing?
white
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Dark
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
No
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
Make me laugh.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yes
8. Do you like your life?
Mostly
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
No
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
No
13. How long have you had a Facebook?
I don't know
14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Yes
15. What are your biggest fears?
Getting my heart broken, loosing friends
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes
18. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Yes, but I'm stupid and just keep coming back
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Yes
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE (I have no pick on thoes stipes men)
Cowboy or Gangster?
I wouldn't choose either.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk
Face or Body?
Body
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Good cook
Sweet or sexy?
BOTH
Armani or Abercrombie?
Aeropostale
Contacts or glasses?
contacts
Any can do if they choose to do so.
Always
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Always
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else
4. Do you enjoy drama?
no
5. Are you a girly-girl?
NO
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
my friend
7. Small or large purse?
no purse. pockets.
8. Are you short?
Yes
9. Do you like somebody?
Yes and I also love someone
10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
nope
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes
12. Do you think you're conceited?
Yes. I'm really self concious.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
HELL YEA (im never growing up~)
14. Are you double jointed?
No
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Bus
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
No
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yes
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Over 9 thousand! (From the song Doing Your Mom)
[] I do wear make up.
[x ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[x] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[X] Guys are confusing. Sex, sports, and video games. That's about it.
[] I've been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that you're wearing?
white
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Dark
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
No
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
Make me laugh.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yes
8. Do you like your life?
Mostly
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
No
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
No
13. How long have you had a Facebook?
I don't know
14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Yes
15. What are your biggest fears?
Getting my heart broken, loosing friends
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes
18. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Yes, but I'm stupid and just keep coming back
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Yes
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE (I have no pick on thoes stipes men)
Cowboy or Gangster?
I wouldn't choose either.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk
Face or Body?
Body
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Good cook
Sweet or sexy?
BOTH
Armani or Abercrombie?
Aeropostale
Contacts or glasses?
contacts
Any can do if they choose to do so.
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The guilty or Innocent game.
3 min read
RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers.
1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent.
2. Kissed one of your friends?
Guilty.
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent.
4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty.
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
Guilty.
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty.
7. Kissed a picture?
Giulty.
8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Innocent.
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Innocent.
10. Held a snake?
Guilty.
11. Been suspended from school?
Innocent.
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Innocent.
13. Stolen something?
Innocent
14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent
15. Done something you regret?
Guilty.
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Innocent.
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Innocent.
18. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent.
19. Sat on a roof top?
Innocent.
Guilty20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent.
21. Sang in the shower?
Guilty.
22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent.
23. Shaved your head?
Innocent.
24. Slept naked?
Guilty.
25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent.
26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty.
27. Been in a band?
Innocent.
28. Shot a gun?
Guilty.
29. Donated Blood?
Innocent.
30. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent.
31. Eaten cheesecake?
Giulty.
32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty.
33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent.
34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty.
35. Been too honest?
Guilty.
36. Ruined a surprise?
Innocent.
37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Innocent.
38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty.
39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
Guilty.
40. Joined a pageant?
Innocent.
41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty.
42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Guilty.
43. Cheated on someone?
Innocent.
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent.
45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Guilty.
46. Get so totally angry that you cried?
Guilty.
47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty.
48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty.
49. Thought about murder?
Guilty.
50. How about Mass Murder?
Guilty.
51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent.
52. Stalked someone?
Innocent.
53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend
Guilty.
RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers.
1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent.
2. Kissed one of your friends?
Guilty.
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent.
4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty.
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
Guilty.
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty.
7. Kissed a picture?
Giulty.
8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Innocent.
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Innocent.
10. Held a snake?
Guilty.
11. Been suspended from school?
Innocent.
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Innocent.
13. Stolen something?
Innocent
14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent
15. Done something you regret?
Guilty.
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Innocent.
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Innocent.
18. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent.
19. Sat on a roof top?
Innocent.
Guilty20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent.
21. Sang in the shower?
Guilty.
22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent.
23. Shaved your head?
Innocent.
24. Slept naked?
Guilty.
25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent.
26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty.
27. Been in a band?
Innocent.
28. Shot a gun?
Guilty.
29. Donated Blood?
Innocent.
30. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent.
31. Eaten cheesecake?
Giulty.
32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty.
33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent.
34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty.
35. Been too honest?
Guilty.
36. Ruined a surprise?
Innocent.
37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Innocent.
38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty.
39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
Guilty.
40. Joined a pageant?
Innocent.
41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty.
42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Guilty.
43. Cheated on someone?
Innocent.
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent.
45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Guilty.
46. Get so totally angry that you cried?
Guilty.
47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty.
48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty.
49. Thought about murder?
Guilty.
50. How about Mass Murder?
Guilty.
51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent.
52. Stalked someone?
Innocent.
53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend
Guilty.
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The Firetruck Game :)
1 min read
Boy: Wanna play The Firetruck Game?
Girl: How?
Boy: I run my fingers up your legs until you say red light.
Girl: Ok
(Plays for a few seconds)
Girl: Red light!
Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.
Lol
Personally. I really wanna play that game!!!! ;DDDD
Girl: How?
Boy: I run my fingers up your legs until you say red light.
Girl: Ok
(Plays for a few seconds)
Girl: Red light!
Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.
LolPersonally. I really wanna play that game!!!! ;DDDD
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Devious Journal Entry
1 min read
I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored!!!!. P.S Love you babe!!! <3
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